Okay. 3, 2, 1, let's jam.

If you call me Xaq, you've probably known me online for a few years.
If you call me XAQ10R, then you've DEFINITELY known me online for a few years. :b
If you call me Will Rennar, you've only known me for a little while, or got used to the name change.
If you call me Ed, you're either family or an old schoolmate, neither of whom I've seen in a long while.
If you call me Will, you're probably in the military.
If you call me Asura, then you my friend are a freakin' pervert.
If you call me Asura Calibre, I'll have to get with you at the next convention sometime. ^^
If you call me Asura-chan, then I'd kindly like for you to leave my shoulder alone. ^^;;;;
If you call me Ashura, you've probably dealt with me and Anubis in a chatroom before and wanted to strangle us. Bwahahaha.
If you call me Shendeen I've probably met you in a few Sonic RPGs.
If you call me The Negotiator, then you were undoubtedly hooked on the old Pokemon card game. Probably still are. Nerd. :b
If you call me Godmoder, then you undoubtedly know me from the RPG World World forum.
If you call me Will-kun, then it's obvious you live in Ashburn, VA.
If my XTS am call, then all your arcade are belong to me. Ha ha ha. ;b

W00t!

So long, life of PC enslavement and WinCurse! Say hello to my new little friend! *holds up iBook G4 with pride*

Stick that one up your tailpipe and smoke it, Gates. :b