[Error: unknown template qotd] Nope. Still doesn't do anything to change what flavors of food I like or how much my stomach can handle. Getting away with eating 50 steaks calorie-wise doesn't change the fact that I wouldn't be getting away with it bowel-wise, and that...just doesn't sound pleasant.

Besides, who am I to trust a genie? Somehow, someone able to fit inside of a lamp doesn't sound like the kind of person you go to for weight-management advice.