LOL!!

Yet another action-filled night at the dinner table...if last night was my turn to play "Kitchen Klutz", tonight was definitely mom's. She followed up last night's pancakes with french toast (and just for the record, no, she doesn't work nights..), and reaches into the fridge to get some syrup.

Just as she poured some on her dinner, I realized something...

"Mom, that's not syrup...that's Worchestersire sauce!!"

Too late to save the toast, though, but MAN was it worth a laugh!

A survey Kj told me about.

Timoran made this survey, Kj took it, then talked me into doing it.

Here's the results:

1. Are you associated with any official religion?
- Yes.
2. Which one? Or, which is closest to your beliefs?
- Wicca
3. Why [is it closest]?
- I felt it met my beliefs in life better than my Christian upbringing.
4. How do you feel about abortion?
- A bit undecided...on one hand I support a parent's choice, but on the other, I feel like they ought to consider putting the kid up for adoption first..
5. How do you feel about material goods?
- If you need/want it and can afford it, it's all yours. Elsewise, HANDS OFF.
6. What do you consider a charitable effort for the community?
- Given my current community, EVERYTHING'S a charitable effort.
7. Are people of different races equal?
- Of course. We're all human. A difference in skin color means as much for "which one is better" as a difference in hair color. Sheesh...
8. Are homosexuals sinners or otherwise to be condemned?
- No, but if you ask me those who would answer this question "Yes" are.
9. Is sex before marriage a sin or otherwise to be condemned?
- See above.
10. Is masturbation cheating?
- Is a kiwi capable of flying?
11. Why shouldn't someone sin?
- Gee, I dunno...maybe because it's just plain WRONG?
12. Why should someone do honorable things?
- Because they desire to.
13. Why are innocent babies killed by deadly diseases?
- Simple..life sucks sometimes..
14. Why does suffering exist?
- It's simply a part of life, just like happiness.
15. Was Earth created?
- Uhhh...yes? (If you mean "How was it created?"...beats me.)
16. Does God (or any other supreme being or beings) still exist today?
- From what I've seen in life lately, I dunno..I'd imagine so, though.
16. Does prayer work?
- Yeah, but a little help from down here rather than up there never hurts either.
17. When you die, what happens to your soul?
- I'll pass...whenever I think about this question I feel like throwing up.
18. Do animals have rights?
- As Stone Cold Steve Austin puts it, "Hell Yeah!"
19. Do you think religion gives people positive views of life and school prayer might prevent Columbine-type shootings?
- Quite the opposite, actually. Religion seems to be the biggest problem-MAKER in the world...if you don't believe me, just look over to the Middle East.
20. Do you try to convert others to your belief system?
- Oh hell no. I'd be betraying my own beliefs if I tried to force my way of life upon other people. I let them live their lives the way they want. If THEY try to force it on ME...well, let's not dwell on that particularly ugly subject, shall we? :)