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...As lunch taught me, though, I was dead wrong.
You know what you get when you put 2 pieces of wheat bread, a slice of Swiss and Mozzarella cheese, 2 ounces of BBQ sauce, 3 slices of bacon, and a 1/3 lb boneless steak together with a glass of Coke?
Not only do you get a damned good lunch, but you get something that I found can royally tick some people off. I got said Steakburger Supreme for lunch at the Galley today, and sat down next to one of my newer schoolmates, who was enjoying a Caesar Salad...right up to that moment.
His reaction to my sandwich was to say the least unfriendly. He just glared at me like I'd just smashed a seal pup's face in and said with total disgust, "Sick fucker."
Naturally this left me a tad confused, so I asked him what his problem was. He then went on to dump a load of shit on me about how much of a murderer I was for eating a living creature like that, how I was no better than the devil for taking life, and how if I had any decency I'd try living a death-free life like he does.. Yep, you guessed it. I'd just crossed forks with a rather vehement vegan.
Well excuse ME, you pompous hypocrite, but who are YOU to be calling me a murderer? Don't even START with that "death-free" shit you lying sack of puke. Have you looked at the pile of floral corpses on your plate!? You've got at least 40 plants that had to be bereft of life just to fill YOUR sorry stomach ONCE, and here only one life had to be taken to fill a small army up for a whole DAY! In one day alone to feed the same number of people on your sissy-ass diet it'd take over 1100 defenseless pieces of plantlife! That's less than that freakin' COW I was chomping on eats!
You end 360+ lives a day to survive, I end one on days where I choose to eat meat, and you call ME a murderer? GET OVER YOURSELF!
...That's pretty much what I said. And then he tries to get into some crap with me about how plants aren't alive. Sorry buddy but BULLFUCKINGSHIT. Plants are JUST as alive as animals and humans are. They're born from a fertilized seed just like how we're born from a fertilized egg, they grow, they mature, they procreate new seeds, and then ultimately they fall over dead and return their bodies to Nature. Sorry buddy, but plants are alive, so your "death-free" lifestyle can curl up and die like the steaming pile of horsecrap that it is.
Truth be told there is only ONE source of food on the entire planet that can even come close to being considered death free...namely, bee honey. You want to live death free, bud? Try surviving on nothing but water and bee vomit (that's exactly what honey is...flower nectar a bee pukes back up) for a while. Unless you've got a few hundred to spend a month on multivitamins on top of that, guess what pal...you aren't gonna last.
Sorry to burst your little bubble, vegan boy, but face the cold hard facts: In order for one to live, another has to die. That's how life has always been. We're not the only ones who kill other animals and plants for food you know. EVERY living thing on Earth does that.
So quit your whining and get over it. I've got better things to waste my time fuming about than your refusal to accept the facts....plus now you've gotten my appetite for another Steakburger Surpreme up.
You know what you get when you put 2 pieces of wheat bread, a slice of Swiss and Mozzarella cheese, 2 ounces of BBQ sauce, 3 slices of bacon, and a 1/3 lb boneless steak together with a glass of Coke?
Not only do you get a damned good lunch, but you get something that I found can royally tick some people off. I got said Steakburger Supreme for lunch at the Galley today, and sat down next to one of my newer schoolmates, who was enjoying a Caesar Salad...right up to that moment.
His reaction to my sandwich was to say the least unfriendly. He just glared at me like I'd just smashed a seal pup's face in and said with total disgust, "Sick fucker."
Naturally this left me a tad confused, so I asked him what his problem was. He then went on to dump a load of shit on me about how much of a murderer I was for eating a living creature like that, how I was no better than the devil for taking life, and how if I had any decency I'd try living a death-free life like he does.. Yep, you guessed it. I'd just crossed forks with a rather vehement vegan.
Well excuse ME, you pompous hypocrite, but who are YOU to be calling me a murderer? Don't even START with that "death-free" shit you lying sack of puke. Have you looked at the pile of floral corpses on your plate!? You've got at least 40 plants that had to be bereft of life just to fill YOUR sorry stomach ONCE, and here only one life had to be taken to fill a small army up for a whole DAY! In one day alone to feed the same number of people on your sissy-ass diet it'd take over 1100 defenseless pieces of plantlife! That's less than that freakin' COW I was chomping on eats!
You end 360+ lives a day to survive, I end one on days where I choose to eat meat, and you call ME a murderer? GET OVER YOURSELF!
...That's pretty much what I said. And then he tries to get into some crap with me about how plants aren't alive. Sorry buddy but BULLFUCKINGSHIT. Plants are JUST as alive as animals and humans are. They're born from a fertilized seed just like how we're born from a fertilized egg, they grow, they mature, they procreate new seeds, and then ultimately they fall over dead and return their bodies to Nature. Sorry buddy, but plants are alive, so your "death-free" lifestyle can curl up and die like the steaming pile of horsecrap that it is.
Truth be told there is only ONE source of food on the entire planet that can even come close to being considered death free...namely, bee honey. You want to live death free, bud? Try surviving on nothing but water and bee vomit (that's exactly what honey is...flower nectar a bee pukes back up) for a while. Unless you've got a few hundred to spend a month on multivitamins on top of that, guess what pal...you aren't gonna last.
Sorry to burst your little bubble, vegan boy, but face the cold hard facts: In order for one to live, another has to die. That's how life has always been. We're not the only ones who kill other animals and plants for food you know. EVERY living thing on Earth does that.
So quit your whining and get over it. I've got better things to waste my time fuming about than your refusal to accept the facts....plus now you've gotten my appetite for another Steakburger Surpreme up.
