.....The hell?

I knew I was expecting to have nightmares last night, but nothing quite on that calibre......

Entirety of dream = Uber-gory/horrifying Aliens movie. Rather than the old Chestburster form of breeding, they'd evolved it into full-blown body-coccoons.......it would grow inside of a person until it was practically full-grown, then burst out of them and literally rip them to shreds. They'd evolved into new forms, too......had more variety than the Zerg swarm, to be honest. The scariest ones were what my brain called "Breeders"....their heads had a large, hollow spot in the front.......well, hollow aside from the mass amount of tentacles, anyway. A single one of them could impregnate about 30 or 40 hosts in an instant. These even freaked me out worse than the Slicers.......imagine, if you will, an Alien with 8 legs, all of which have long, razor-sharp bladed rather than hands. They're about 4 feet tall, and are quick as hell......by the moment you've spotted one, it's already leaping onto you and reducing you to jerky, which is all that'll be left of you less than 10 seconds later.

Oh, did I mention this was all happening here on Earth? Some middle-high-class LA suburb kinda place, to be exact. Didn't know any of the people who were involved in the dream, but I felt strangely close to them........made it all the more horrifying to watch them all get splattered, devoured, raped, or what have you.

....Well.....it got me up before noon at least, so it did SOMETHING for me.

Aside fom scare the living hell out of me anyway. Dammit, now I'm gonna have even MORE trouble getting to sleep tonight, I just know it. x_x;;;

XD!

If your friends were in a generic High School shoujo manga... by Sangosama
Your LJ/Xanga name:
The excessively hyper and positive Hero/Heroine:	stryck
The quirky best friend (and sometimes rival):	kjorteo
The athletically adept tomboy:	chibi_blackie
The cross-dressing bishonen/bishoujo:	iluvfurs
The unbelievably brilliant archnemesis:	charisma_love
The permanently angsty bishonen:	valkyreace
The Yankee who is inevitably saved by the Hero/Heroine:	pinkfairylotus_
The sage (yet sultry) school nurse...with a dark past!:	tromkehra
The science teacher all the girls (and some of the boys) have a not-so-secret crush on:	xaq
The megalomaniacal school Prinicipal:	2_gryphon
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WOW, Corey.........I find the thought of you in that role way too humorous.

*grumblemutterbitchgripe*

Yeah, reeeeeeeeeeeeal fine fucking way to start my day. Jet lag once again keeps me up uber-late, so I try to counteract it simply by staving off any sufficient amount of sleep last night by crashing out, finally, at 5 and waking myself up at 9. In my sleepy stupor, I decide to give it a few more minutes.......

And get woken up at NOON (Dammit! >_<) by a pounding on my door. Turns out they're doing ROOM INSPECTIONS today.
Now this is a problem on 3 notes:

1) I'm still on leave.
2) I'm in my room.
3) I'm feeling sick as a dog.

By usual command policy, they're not supposed to give someone a room inspection for this. But the fuckers do anyway, since it's not OFFICIAL command policy that they can't give a sick man on leave a room inspection while he's lying in bed.

First BS hit: The wallscroll on my wall......or rather, the non-abrasive adhesive hook holding it up. They say I'm supposed to use a thumbtack. BULLSHIT. I checked with the building managers MONTHS ago on this matter, and I am doing EXACTLY what I'm supposed to here.

Second BS hit: The washing machine....and the 2 weeks of LINT piled up on top of it. Now, how could I, having been GONE all of last week, done that?

Third and biggest BS hit: Rack unmade. Gee, I wonder why..........MAYBE BECAUSE I WAS IN IT

So yeah, now they've got me slated for a re-inspection tomorrow morning at 5. Yeah, that's right, FIVE.

Oh, trust me, Master Chief's gonna hear about these fuckers tomorrow morning..........bastards.

So yeah, real nice way to end my vacations, fuckers.