On the twelfth day of Christmas,
xaq sent to me...

Twelve
xaqs drumming

Eleven
chibi_blackies piping

Ten
yiffyraptors a-leaping

Nine
anhers dancing

Eight
unnatural_lumps a-milking

Seven
kjorteos a-shopping

Six
tillieyos a-ranting

Five
2_grypho-o-o-ons

Four
valkyreaces

Three conventions
Two rpgs
...and an anime in a melee.
*clutches new copy of Fate Stay/Night under arm, panting heavily and looking thoroughly disheveled, resting a giant, blood-splattered stone fish on his shoulder in a defiant stance atop a pile of gryphon feathers and otaku corpses*
Waga Zankantroutu ni...tatenu mono nashi!