2008-05-23

xaq_the_aereon: I caught it...now what? (Default)
2008-05-23 12:25 am

Just when I think people have run out of stupid lawsuits...

Lawsuit: Dollar bills discriminate against the blind/visually impaired.

Given the way my eyesight is going, I would probably benefit from this later in life...and therefore feel no shame in telling these people to shut the fuck up.


Think about the ramifications here: We're talking about forcibly changing the size of something that a fairly sizable deal of existing technology...change machines and cash registers being the first examples to come readily to mind...at a huge expense in a time when our economy's already hurting.....for the sake of catering to a minority.

Want to discern between your bills? Take a tip from Ben Affleck in the movie Daredevil...get them folded up according to denomination. Unfolded = $1. Short-ways fold = $5. Lenghtwise fold = $10. Both = $20. Beyond that = Who the hell needs anything in their wallet over a $20?

(Good sign that a lawsuit is idiotic: It's solved by a character portrayed by Ben Affleck.)
xaq_the_aereon: I caught it...now what? (Default)
2008-05-23 06:56 pm

The problem with terminal leave.

I figured that with 45 days off work, I'd get bored eventually.

I didn't think it'd only take 5 hours.

Oh well, at least I've got a possible migraine to keep me company...oh, wait, that's a bad thing. Shit.