A Hodgepodge of Hatoful Holiday Humor!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.

I haven't spoken with her since.


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As I laid in bed that Christmas Eve, trying in vain to get to sleep, I heard hoofsteps on the roof. Beaming with anticipation, I snuck over to the top of the stairwell, hoping to catch a peek...and then I heard his hearty laugh. "Ho ho ho!" he boomed.

...And that, officer, is why my chimney is riddled with bullet holes.


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Oh bring us some figgy pudding,
Oh bring us some figgy pudding,
Oh bring us some figgy pudding.
And a tranquilizer dart for Okosan.


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T'was 3 weeks before Christmas, and here in the school,
Kazuaki wasn't stirring. Wake up, you fool!


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THE END