13 Feb 2013

xaq_the_aereon: I caught it...now what? (CooreGrey)
On Hatoful Boyfriend's Your Mileage May Vary page, one of our more memorable scenes from BBL You're up, Massive Thing! got mentioned in the Accidental Innuendo trope.

*cough* "Accidental?"
xaq_the_aereon: I caught it...now what? (Mic In Trouble)
Last night I dreamed I was at an animal sanctuary devoted to rehabilitating captive reptiles for life in the wild. Some classmates and I were helping them out with feeding and such, and a few of us were even permitted to help release the "ready" ones back out into the world.

Two cage occupants, however, were decidedly NOT ready to be let back out; a pair of rather violent komodo dragons. At least, the sanctuary staff thought they were, but the way they could move and jump, I wasn't entirely sure they weren't a pair of quadruped raptors. The staff said they were only that aggressive towards humans, but in any case, they were dangerous in every sense of the term...so naturally one of my dumbass classmates decides to open their cages to feed them.

Now we've got a pair of angry, hungry, homicidal lizards loose. I manage to sucker one of them into charging at me and darting out a door into a small outdoor enclosure. The other one tries to jump a staff member, and gets a broom handle in the mouth (and down the throat) for its troubles, after which it's thrown back into its cage. One down, one to go..almost goes back to 2 and 0 when the same idiot, shouting "I JUST WANNA FEED THE POOR THING!" goes to open the cage again.

I promptly knee him in the groin hard enough to lift him off the ground about 3 inches. Were this a more comical dream, he'd probably have been coughing 'em up like in Hot Shots: Part Deux. As it was, he just dropped.

In any case, though, we still had to deal with the other lizard. I got an idea, peeked through a window to see where it was, then opened the door just enough for it to see me. It came running, and just as it got to the door, I slammed it shut to make it crash.

Except I was about half a second late, to it was able to get its face and front legs in the door, and then squirm through the rest of the way. I promptly jumped up on a nearby table, followed closely by a now thoroughly pissed lizard. Fortunately, one of the staff moved another table over on top of Mr. Crushed-Nuts, placing it directly in front of this one's cage. I jumped over to that, it followed suit, got ready to charge at me again...and missed, hitting the back of its cage hard enough to slam the door shut.


...For the record, nothing Hatogate-related ever crossed my mind in the course of that dream. I was a little to busy trying not to get bit by a lizard to think of looking for a unicycle.

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