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...I just said "bird-brained," didn't I. :[ Anyway...

The gears have been turning in the back of m'head for the past few days now over something [livejournal.com profile] kjorteo and [livejournal.com profile] feralmuse brought up on Friday, specifically regarding Azami and Hiyoko (aka Teo aka Elilara aka the protagonist; I stuck to her default name) riding tandem on the same scooter and the implications of the size difference between a bird and a human.


But...what if that size difference isn't there? What if we're dealing with human-sized avians? I mean, think about it...how would normal-sized birds be able to play instruments, or handle human tools like cleavers? I can buy the idea of some degree of physiological leeway allowing for use of wings like hands, but how's a 4-pound bird going to pick up an object weighing twice that? And just how the hell is a normal-sized fantail pigeon capable of playing the piano so well?

Also, if St. Pigeonation's was built specifically for normal-sized birds, there'd be no sense in building it to human scale...how would they open the doors or sit in the desks and such?

There's only 3 explanations there that I can think of, and I can rule one out right away for one simple reason: if St. Pigeonation's were built to proper bird-size scale, Hiyoko would never be able to fit; the front door would barely be big enough for her hand.

Therefore, I'm fully convinced that either the birds are human-sized, or humans are now bird-sized.


Which just opens a whole new can of questions, most notably...how?

Anyway, back to Yuuya's route.
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