ext_340386 ([identity profile] xaq.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] xaq_the_aereon 2013-01-06 07:05 am (UTC)

(EDIT: Now with appropriate music)

With gusto, you plant your feet firmly into the dirt, channel every last ounce of might you have into your fist, and strike the front of the tank with enough force to flatten a buffalo!

Your attack, however, fails to even make it flinch, and it continues on its merry path, grinding you into paste under its treads. The legend of your bravado against insurmountable odds will be recounted for generations to come.

It's a sad thing that your adventure has ended here!!


GOODS:
Mailbox
Backpack
Tuft of Fur
Bento Box
Key1

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