Date: 1/8/13 01:28 (UTC)
(Just for future reference, "Use Millet on Self" and "Peck Millet" will have exactly the same effect. As for your offer of making this into a flash game, HELL YES!!)

Feeling a bit hungry, you pop the packet of freshly-painted millet open once more. You lean your head back and dump the contents of the packet into your beak, munching happily.

Unfortunately, the still-not-dried paint coating causes about half of the seeds to stick in your throat, blocking off your airway. The half that make it to your stomach proceed to give you a nasty case of lead poisoning, proving your suspicion of it not being a lead-based paint dead wrong.

Between the two issues, your last meal does quite a handy job of finishing you off. Serves you right for using paint as a condiment in the first place!

It's a sad thing that your adventure has ended here!!

(Reloading from previous save... ... ...)
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