**PARSER INTERPRETING COMMAND AS "USE UNICYCLE ON SELF"**
You set the unicycle on the ground, then hop up on top of it as quick as you can. You manage to unsteadily balance it for a few seconds, and even get it rolling forward a few inches, before your total lack of experience with riding one of these contraptions catches up with you in full and you go falling over. In a display of remarkably horrid luck, you manage to fall in just the right direction to impale yourself on the mapping pen that luzon gave you!
In a flash, you feel Sae'krom's holy magic flood into you, erasing the sin from your spirit as quickly as it erases the life from your body. At least your passing is a peaceful one.
It's a sad thing that your adventure has ended here!!
(Reloading from previous save... ... ...)
(Pity you didn't learn from Kjorteo's mistake. But on the plus side, since your file's now all the way back at the beginning, you got the pudding mix back!)
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Date: 1/8/13 05:49 (UTC)You set the unicycle on the ground, then hop up on top of it as quick as you can. You manage to unsteadily balance it for a few seconds, and even get it rolling forward a few inches, before your total lack of experience with riding one of these contraptions catches up with you in full and you go falling over. In a display of remarkably horrid luck, you manage to fall in just the right direction to impale yourself on the mapping pen that luzon gave you!
In a flash, you feel Sae'krom's holy magic flood into you, erasing the sin from your spirit as quickly as it erases the life from your body. At least your passing is a peaceful one.
It's a sad thing that your adventure has ended here!!
(Reloading from previous save... ... ...)
(Pity you didn't learn from Kjorteo's mistake. But on the plus side, since your file's now all the way back at the beginning, you got the pudding mix back!)