OUCH.

[xaq_the_aereon]

Just finished a Yu-Gi-Oh duel with a friend of mine, whom for sake of anonymity I shall call "BFH" ("Bunny from Hell", after milady's nickname for Ryou Bakura's darker side.).

Time of duel: 1 minute 27 seconds.
# of turns: 2.

BFH's move:
Draw & play Petit Angel, a monster with 600 ATK points, in ATK mode.
Equip it with Axe of Despair, 2 Black Pendants, and 2 Swords of Deep Seated. Total attack power: 3650.
Lucky me he can't attack the very first turn..

My move:
Draw & set a trap card.
Cast "Commencement Dance" and sac a BEWD to summon Performance of Sword (ATK 1600)
Cast "Premature Burial" to bring BEWD (ATK 3000) back for 800 Life Points.
PB trips trap card: Collective Power.
Effect? ALL THOSE EQUIP CARDS JUMP TO THE PERFORMANCE OF SWORD. *insert evil cackle here*
Finally, equip her with Megamorph, which, since I'm losing by 800 Life Points, DOUBLES her attack power.
TOTAL ATK: 1950 + 750 (Axe) + 500 (Pendant) + 500 (Pendant) + 750 (Sword) + 750 (Sword) =5200 X 2 (Megamorph) = 10400.
BFH's Life Points + Total ATK of his lone monster: 8600.

Spent next 5 years scraping BFH-bits off the wall. (not really. ;b)