Will someone PLEASE take a sledgehammer to my raging horomones?

[xaq_the_aereon]

I swear, if that last entry I made didn't scream it, I've had sex on the brain pretty much nonstop for the past few days now, and it is honestly starting to annoy me.

Actual train of thought earlier tonight:
*signs on AIM* "...Oo, friend's online. Maybe I should say hi."
"Yeah, and maybe then I can talk her into a little cybering."
"...WHOA. NO."
"Why not? You didn't get much rejection last time."
"Because for once in my life I would like to have something to talk to her about BESIDES how quickly I'm ripping her panties off."
"Feh, whatever. You can't even think of anything else to say to her anyway, fool."
"... ... ...Well then, guess I'll just be a rude jerk and not say hi then."
"Loser."
"At least I make an effort to keep my cock under control."

Yeesh. The hell's getting into me lately? Before I'd die of embarassment talking about this stuff, now I'm just flat out confessing about it...