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xaq_the_aereon"Wilrenbrain Theatre" is basically me expressing my view on certain topics, not through trying to explain my point of view, but by presenting what I believe to be a plausible scenario in which the topic plays a major factor. To premiere this idea of mine, I present to you a possible day in the life of Wilren, in a world where the Internet is no longer free-reign...
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In what many consumers are calling a dark day for the Internet, Congress overwhelming shot down a bill that would have enforced a concept commonly known as Net Neutrality, which would have--"
*click*
Bahh, same freakin' story's been on every channel for 3 days now...*slides chair over to computer* Wonder if Strong Bad's ever gotten an email about it....hell, let's check it out. If nothing else I suppose I could just watch the "Spring Cleaning" one again and get some chuckles..
*tackity-tackity-tack* www...homestarrunner...sbemail...*KTAK* DELETED!! *poorly-imitated "BZZZZT!"*
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Funny, I don't remember it taking this long to load...
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*five minutes go by for a site that normally loads up almost instantaneously*
--ERROR! URL not found.--
Whaa!? Okay, hold on, lemme try this again...*tackity-tackity-KTAK!*
*5 minutes later*
--ERROR! URL not found.--
The fuck? Why isn't this loading!? ... ... Oh well, whatever. Probably just a server glitch. I'll just hop over to Gaia for a few minutes, see if anyone's left any comments on that new Gravekeeper deck I posted the other day and try again later. *clicks hotlink in toolbar*
*5 minutes later*
--ERROR! URL not found.--
........*checks cable to make sure it's connected to modem properly* Somethin' fishy going on here...
-The next day-
Thank you, have a nice day!
*twists Suncoast bag up to keep contents from falling out* Thanks, you too! *leaves the store*
Hrmm, I know I told myself not to, but I think I may have spent a bit much on YGO packs today...better check how much I've got left on my Visa. *flips Sidekick open, clicks hotlink to Navy Federal Credit Union's website*
*5 minutes later*
--The site you requested could not be loaded because the connection timed out.--
... ... ...............Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
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In what many consumers are calling a dark day for the Internet, Congress overwhelming shot down a bill that would have enforced a concept commonly known as Net Neutrality, which would have--"
*click*
Bahh, same freakin' story's been on every channel for 3 days now...*slides chair over to computer* Wonder if Strong Bad's ever gotten an email about it....hell, let's check it out. If nothing else I suppose I could just watch the "Spring Cleaning" one again and get some chuckles..
*tackity-tackity-tack* www...homestarrunner...sbemail...*KTAK* DELETED!! *poorly-imitated "BZZZZT!"*
...
...
Funny, I don't remember it taking this long to load...
...
...
*five minutes go by for a site that normally loads up almost instantaneously*
--ERROR! URL not found.--
Whaa!? Okay, hold on, lemme try this again...*tackity-tackity-KTAK!*
*5 minutes later*
--ERROR! URL not found.--
The fuck? Why isn't this loading!? ... ... Oh well, whatever. Probably just a server glitch. I'll just hop over to Gaia for a few minutes, see if anyone's left any comments on that new Gravekeeper deck I posted the other day and try again later. *clicks hotlink in toolbar*
*5 minutes later*
--ERROR! URL not found.--
........*checks cable to make sure it's connected to modem properly* Somethin' fishy going on here...
-The next day-
Thank you, have a nice day!
*twists Suncoast bag up to keep contents from falling out* Thanks, you too! *leaves the store*
Hrmm, I know I told myself not to, but I think I may have spent a bit much on YGO packs today...better check how much I've got left on my Visa. *flips Sidekick open, clicks hotlink to Navy Federal Credit Union's website*
*5 minutes later*
--The site you requested could not be loaded because the connection timed out.--
... ... ...............Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
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