27 Jul 2003

xaq_the_aereon: I caught it...now what? (Default)
From here on out, all ideas I've ever had of attending a church service EVER again are dead and buried.

It was bad enough when I was a kid going to Methodist services with my family that I was left bored. Today I was given the chance to spend some time with some Navy buds at a Southern Baptist service...and left not only bored, but insulted, offended, and flat out mad as hell.

Why? Because they told me that I was a sinner and if I don't repent for my actions I'm going to Hell? *pfft* If that offended me I'd spend every moment of my life whining.

No, these sons of a bitch had the nerver to call every person I've ever loved and cared for "abominations against God that had no right to live." Yes, you heard me. He told me that everyone in my life who's ever meant anything deserved to die, for the absolute stupidest of reasons...their religious preferences, their sexual preferences, the fact that they played games using multi-sided dice...you name it, he wanted them to burn for it and you could tell he had the match ready just itching to strike it.

And as if that wasn't enough, he then looks me right in the eye and tells me......that I should severe all ties with them or risk going to hell? NO! He tells me it's my obligation as a servant of the Lord to forget about them forever or I stand no chance of avoiding damnation whatsoever!

Well, here's what I have to say to you, Superpreacher:
GO FUCK YOURSELF. Yeah, that's right. Go directly to Hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $200, and make sure you let that big white bus hit you on the way out the door.


The last time I gave up on going to church it was because I was dealing with too many hypocrites. I was hoping these people could get that mentality out of my head, maybe pull that first nail off the lid of the coffin. This simply welded the fucker shut.

*sighs* "Abominations against God"...what a load of shit.

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