Zippity doo dah, zippity D'OH!

Let's make this short and sweet, shall we?

Good news: *strikes up the Final Fantasy victory fanfare* I HAVE MY CAMARO BACK!

Bad news: *strikes up Kirby "I'm Hit" diddy* It doesn't run.

Good news: *strikes up Chrono Trigger fanfare* I CAN GET IT FIXED!

Bad news: *Super Mario Bros. "you lose a life" bit* The tags have expired, so even if I GET it fixed I can't take it anywhere...not even the DMV to get PERMANENT tags.

ANALYSIS: ...Oh well, I got it back at least. It's a start.

Nyarf. (Random survey)

( Borrowed from charisma_love 's LJ and corrected for my goofs in the  )

Campbell's has stolen my soul.

I was kinda stuck on what to have for dinner tonight, so I went to the shopette and decided to try one of those "Soup at Hand" things they make...it's basically a cup with a pulltab lid and a removable sipping lid which you nuke for about a minute and viola, instant soup. No spoons, no bowls, just put the sipping lid back on after you've microwaved it and drink away.

More specifically, I gave the creamy tomato a try, being as I rather like tomato soup.

THIS. STUFF. IS. TOO. GOOD.

Tomorrow night I may buy some and try cooking some ramen in it for a $1.49 bowl of spaghetti.

But in any case, yes, it seems those culinary SOBs at Campbell's have managed to take possession of my soul, to which I have only this to say:

It's $79.99 an hour plus a $1500 deposit, made nonrefundable upon any damage, destruction, misuse, or loss of my soul. Maximum lease length is 3 months. Any repairs necessary to my soul upon return will be taken out of your deposit first, then from YOUR soul (or that of your closest kin if you have none of your own) should the $1500 mark be exceeded. Loss will result in immediate forfeiture of lease, deposit, and your (or your kin's) soul as replacement.

That is all.