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18 Aug 2004
This is an official notice from the Law Offices of Don Johe*.
You are to give our client, Xaqarius Telveniis Shenor, back his sanity, the stolen portions of his soul, and his life.
Having watched the series "Revolutionary Girl Utena", his soul was torn away from him and sucked into an unending curiousity for the continued fates of the Rose Duelists and Rose Bride, while watching the movie has wiped out any and all semblences of coherent thought our client ever had.
You failed to complete the delivery of an otherwise excellent series, leaving our client at a massive cliffhanger at the end of the final episode. This is not only an intolerable act against our client, but a sin against anime itself. And yet you managed to further surpass this atrocity by creating a movie based on the series that, in our client's own violently forceful words, "made no f(blank)ing sense what-so-f(blank)ing-ever."
Restoration of Mr. Shenor's sanity, spirit, and livelihood is expected within 48 hours. Failure to comply will result in further legal proceedings.
Thank you for your time.
-Anna Nymous*
Secretary, Law Offices of Don Johe*.
*Please note that while the points about Utena being a great series and a seriously WTF-ed movie, the legal aspects of this post are complete bullshit. If your name truly is Don Johe or Anna Nymous, I sincerely apologize for using your name in such an inappropriate manner. Now if you'll excuse me I must return to spazzing and drooling like someone who just had a "no-blinking" match with Cthulu.
You are to give our client, Xaqarius Telveniis Shenor, back his sanity, the stolen portions of his soul, and his life.
Having watched the series "Revolutionary Girl Utena", his soul was torn away from him and sucked into an unending curiousity for the continued fates of the Rose Duelists and Rose Bride, while watching the movie has wiped out any and all semblences of coherent thought our client ever had.
You failed to complete the delivery of an otherwise excellent series, leaving our client at a massive cliffhanger at the end of the final episode. This is not only an intolerable act against our client, but a sin against anime itself. And yet you managed to further surpass this atrocity by creating a movie based on the series that, in our client's own violently forceful words, "made no f(blank)ing sense what-so-f(blank)ing-ever."
Restoration of Mr. Shenor's sanity, spirit, and livelihood is expected within 48 hours. Failure to comply will result in further legal proceedings.
Thank you for your time.
-Anna Nymous*
Secretary, Law Offices of Don Johe*.
*Please note that while the points about Utena being a great series and a seriously WTF-ed movie, the legal aspects of this post are complete bullshit. If your name truly is Don Johe or Anna Nymous, I sincerely apologize for using your name in such an inappropriate manner. Now if you'll excuse me I must return to spazzing and drooling like someone who just had a "no-blinking" match with Cthulu.