I am so sick of this right now.

I've spent the past hour trying to get to sleep. I can't because there's a party going on upstairs, and everyone there is drunk and loud as all hell, including one shipmate in particular who has been inadvertently driving me nuts. How's she been doing it? By becoming really damned attractive to me.

Part of me wants to plug my headphones into my radio and drown them out.

Part of me wants to complain to the building manager and get the party shut down.

What really disgusts me, though, is that a MAJOR part of me wants to go up there and attempt to take advantage of her drunkenness (and a lot of people around here's desire to see me drunk) and get laid, violating my ENTIRE moral code. I KNOW I'd hate myself for it for the rest of my life, but I want to anyway.

Gods but I make myself so sick sometimes...the fuck is WRONG with me!?

*grabs headphones* Option A it is. G'night world. *looks in mirror* And you can go fuck off and die, you sick sunuvabitch.

I learned something new today! :D

Hershey's Kisses are meant to be either chewed, or allowed to melt in one's mouth.

They are NOT meant to be SWALLOWED WHOLE. X_x </sweatdrop>

BOOYA, MUTHAFUCKA!

Just totally PWNZ3D someone on one of the Yu-Gi-Oh forums I go to after he(?) did a fair deal of trash-talking on pretty much everyone's decks simply because they weren't like his (seeing as he card-for-card copied the deck of the guy who won the Nationals tournament). When he got to mine he was ESPECIALLY insulting, calling for me to quit the game because I obviously had no clue how to play.

When I saw that he had AIM and that he was online, I threw down the gauntlet.

(I have renamed the poor sap "Joe" because, as much of an ass as he is, I think he's suffered enough for now.)

Will Rennar(8:05:22 PM): So you think I can't play, huh? Care to put that theory to the test?
Joe(8:05:37 PM): wtf do you want
Will Rennar(8:06:04 PM): A duel, smartass. You too chicken to put your money where your mouth is, or do you want to try and show me how a "real" duelist plays?
Joe(8:06:19 PM): o okay ill start
Joe(8:06:28 PM): i draw
(Thought to self at this moment: "Okay, if I had any doubts BEFORE of you being an ass..")
Joe(8:07:02 PM): graceful charity ditch mof and sangan remove summon chaos sorceror set 2 go
Will Rennar(8:07:19 PM): Okay, whatever. *draws* ...I'll start with Heavy Storm.
Joe(8:07:24 PM): torrential and mirror force
Joe(8:07:28 PM): bitch
Will Rennar(8:07:24 PM): Oh, you think THAT'S bad?
Will Rennar(8:07:29 PM): Activate Contract with the Abyss. Sac Majestic Mech - Goryu for Demise, King of Armageddon. Then I'll pay 2000 LP to activate his effect and wipe the field.
Joe(8:07:41 PM): BITCH
Will Rennar(8:07:48 PM): Oh, so your shift key's NOT broken. Sorry, but I'm not quite done yet. Next up, I'll play Premature Burial to bring Goryu back, and then Metamorphosis, saccing Demise to bring out Cyber Twin Dragon.
Will Rennar(8:08:02 PM): And finally, the attack. 2800 + 2800 + 2900. That's 8500 damage.
Will Rennar(8:08:09 PM): *BOOYA!*

The rest of it was basically him chewing me out and calling me a cheater and all that crap.

*chuckles* Moron.