Why I worry about getting too bored sometimes...

[xaq_the_aereon]

Because it causes my mind to come up with stuff like this:


FEMALE CAST
It's time to end the program.
It's time to kill the lights.
It's time to drop the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight!

MALE CAST
It's time to wash off make-up.
It's time to say "good night."
It's time to drop the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

STATLER
They produced a disaster,
Just like we knew they would.
WALDORF
I wish they'd ended faster,
STATLER & WALDORF
And next time, they probably should!

WHOLE CAST
It's time to end the program!
It's time to kill the lights!
It's time to drop the curtain...

CLEAN-UP CREW IN THE AUDIENCE SECTION (AUDIENCE ALREADY HAVING LEFT FOR THE MOST PART)
Why don't you drop the curtain?

STATLER & WALDORF
(Whatever smartass remark they make to end the episode.)

KERMIT
It's time to drop the curtain on
GROWING AMOUNT OF CAST
The most sensational,
Inspirational,
Celebrational,
Muppetational

(Gonzo runs out with his trumpet as the rest of the cast dances off stage)
SEE
YOU
NEXT
TIME
ON
THE
MUPPET
SHOOOOOOOOOOOW!!

(Curtain falls in front of Gonzo right before he gets to do anything, insert random complaint.)



Uhhhhhhh.............yeah. O_o;