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Xaq ([personal profile] xaq_the_aereon) wrote2012-11-05 06:41 pm

WARNING: BAD JOKES AHEAD

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<lj-spoiler text="Summation of possible changes in store for the Star Wars series now that Disney owns LucasFilms."</a>
-After the famous "Luke, I am your father" scene, Luke falls to his apparent death...the fearful music and whooshing winds replaced with "<b><i><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92LoQ51X8qY">AAAAAAAAA-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOEEEYYYY!!</a></i></b>"

-New musical number:
<i>When you wish on a Death Star,
Makes no difference who you are...</i>
(...because you're about 3 seconds from getting blown up along with the planet you're on.)

<a href="http://eventservices.disney.go.com/files/10921582.jpg">And, of course...</a></lj-spoiler>