**PARSER INTERPRETING CONTROLLER INPUT IN TEXT FORMAT AS "USE UNICYCLE ON SAE'KROM"** (These games all involved an on-screen cursor rather than text input. Besides, there's no stone in front of the Komodo dragon that I can see. o_O)

You spend several minutes trying in vain to find a means by which the two items could combine, before finally giving up. Your dreams of this hodgepodge collection of items forming a gestalt mecha lie dashed before you. Curses!


(Well, that was...interesting...)