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xaq_the_aereonI just got an email from milady, where she told me she was going down to her aunt's for the week. I figured the New Year's weekend was thus going to be rather blah for me...
...Then I notice her aunt's footnote about me being invited for a visit.
Of the handful of times I've been caught off guard in my life, this one takes the cake. Even got around that part of my brain that keeps me from munching on/drinking anything when I'm about to be surprised...now if you'll excuse me, I have Pepsi nose-spray to wipe off the monitor... *grabs a squeegee*
...Okay, all better. Anyway, as I was saying now that I can see WHAT I was saying...
This is gonna be kind of an odd encounter, namely because the difference between the facts and the beliefs. ...Let me clarify.
FACTS:
I'm 21, graduated from college, and in the military.
BELIEFS:
Her family thinks I'm 18, one of her high school classmates, and a worker over at the mall.
That might make things difficult if not for one thing...
FACT:
I'm a top-grade bullshit artist. >:) Seriously, if I can pull the wool over my own high school and my entire family over the events of a football game, I think fooling her aunt and grandma over a job will be a piece of cake.
Well, I'll let you guys know how it turns out next week. Until then, though...
...That's it.
...Then I notice her aunt's footnote about me being invited for a visit.
Of the handful of times I've been caught off guard in my life, this one takes the cake. Even got around that part of my brain that keeps me from munching on/drinking anything when I'm about to be surprised...now if you'll excuse me, I have Pepsi nose-spray to wipe off the monitor... *grabs a squeegee*
...Okay, all better. Anyway, as I was saying now that I can see WHAT I was saying...
This is gonna be kind of an odd encounter, namely because the difference between the facts and the beliefs. ...Let me clarify.
FACTS:
I'm 21, graduated from college, and in the military.
BELIEFS:
Her family thinks I'm 18, one of her high school classmates, and a worker over at the mall.
That might make things difficult if not for one thing...
FACT:
I'm a top-grade bullshit artist. >:) Seriously, if I can pull the wool over my own high school and my entire family over the events of a football game, I think fooling her aunt and grandma over a job will be a piece of cake.
Well, I'll let you guys know how it turns out next week. Until then, though...
...That's it.
