NEWS FLUSH!
15 May 2004 16:54![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xaq_the_aereonFrom the Disassociative Press:
ANDREWS AFB - Preparations for day two of the weekend-long Air Show were brought to an ugly, hissing, yet temporary halt today when the base came under the assault of the renowned local terror group Al-Cicaeda, headed by Buzzama bin Locust. Despite warnings of potential actions for weeks, the entire area was caught entirely off guard when the group swarmed up from its larvahole network beneath the base grounds. Within the first few hours after daybreak the twittering of birds was drowned out by the Al-Cicaeda's calling-card hissing, a cry of victory over their would-be victims.
The siege, however, was short-lived when the personnel on base realized that none of the Al-Cicaeda operatives were carrying any form of offensive or devensive equipment, save their standard-issue exoskeletal armors, of which many were oddly discarded shortly after surfacing. In a flurry of shoos, swats, and grindings under the heels, the assault on Andrews was quickly averted, going surprisingly unnoticed by the populus in the area, whose fixation was upon the aircraft screaming through the skies at the kickoff of the Air Show's second day.
- Manheim A. Smartelek
Disassociative Press
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DISCLAIMER: The preceding story was based on facts, but blown completely out of proportion. This news broadcast is for entertainment purposes only.
ANDREWS AFB - Preparations for day two of the weekend-long Air Show were brought to an ugly, hissing, yet temporary halt today when the base came under the assault of the renowned local terror group Al-Cicaeda, headed by Buzzama bin Locust. Despite warnings of potential actions for weeks, the entire area was caught entirely off guard when the group swarmed up from its larvahole network beneath the base grounds. Within the first few hours after daybreak the twittering of birds was drowned out by the Al-Cicaeda's calling-card hissing, a cry of victory over their would-be victims.
The siege, however, was short-lived when the personnel on base realized that none of the Al-Cicaeda operatives were carrying any form of offensive or devensive equipment, save their standard-issue exoskeletal armors, of which many were oddly discarded shortly after surfacing. In a flurry of shoos, swats, and grindings under the heels, the assault on Andrews was quickly averted, going surprisingly unnoticed by the populus in the area, whose fixation was upon the aircraft screaming through the skies at the kickoff of the Air Show's second day.
- Manheim A. Smartelek
Disassociative Press
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DISCLAIMER: The preceding story was based on facts, but blown completely out of proportion. This news broadcast is for entertainment purposes only.
