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✓ I miss somebody right now.  (I already miss some of the folks I used to work with.)	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (Letterman, Leno, and a bit of anime on Adult Swim. That's it.)	× I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	✓ I love to play video games.  (Thank you, Captain Obvious! :b)	× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.  (Honestly, what kind of pervert would I be if I didn't?)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.  (Well no fucking duh...)	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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× I have broken someone's bones.	× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (I think after that one post a few months ago, I'm not really ashamed to admit ANYTHING about myself.)	× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.	✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  (Yeah. Bye-bye tummy!)	× I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.	× I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	✓ I have at least one sibling.  (Do 2 half-siblings count?)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.	✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.  (Sorry about that. ;.;)	× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.  (If all parties are consenting, I have no problem with it.)	× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (Ummm...no?)	× I enjoy talking on the phone.   (You kidding? Half the time I'm scared shitless of the things!)	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.  (Shopping malls are more like home to me than...well...HOME.)	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.  (Me + Alcohol = NO.)	× I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.	✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  (Well, no DECISIVE idea anyway.)	× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.	✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.  (At least until I finally get to know her a bit, then I loosen up.)	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (One word for each experience: YUCK.)	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	✓ I enjoy some country music.  (I'm not too picky about music in general, really. Little tired of rap, though.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.	× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (Free stuff = WIN.)	× I have dated a close friend's ex.  (Ummm...does dating an ex's friend count?)	✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat.  (WRONG.)	× Republican.  (ALSO WRONG.)
× I don't even know what I am.  (STRIKE THREE. YOU'RE OUT!)	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.  (Entirely the opposite, really. Does the word "lolicon" mean anything to you?)
× I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).  (...excuse me while I laugh myself silly.)	× I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.	✓ I have jumped off a bridge.  (I count that thing in Boot Camp. Anher, Drewtiggy, you know what I mean.)	× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.	× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.	× I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro.   (When in doubt, BLOW IT UP.)	✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.  (Sucks.)	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.  (Fuck you too, Amber.)
✓ I fall for the worst people.  (Not ALL the time, but a few of my choices in girlfriends have been...well...dumb moves.)	× I adore bright colours.	✓ I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.  (Dude, TGIF has one of the best burgers on the planet! STFU!)	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.  (^_^)	× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.	× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.  (I have to leave this one unchecked because I no longer work with that person.)	× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.  (I think this goes without saying.)	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	✓ I'm an artist.  (:D)	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.  (:D)	✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.  (Navy Brat. Nuff said.)	× I am extremely flexible.	× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.	✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.  (Wait...what's this "too much"?)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.  (The opposite, however, is strictly VERBOTEN.)	× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.  (Game was called after 3 hands, sadly. One time I was ever on a roll.)	✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.  (Anger issues.)	✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.  (Kinda prefer the idea a lot of the time, actually.)	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.  (That would explain why the box with my YGO collec)	× I'm a judgmental asshole.	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.  (Self-esteem pretty well self-destructed over the past few years.)
× I am a Libertarian.	× I can speak more than one language.	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.  (It's SILENCE that keeps me awake.)
× I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.  (14 hours at Anchorage Airport. UGH.)	✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.  (...What?)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.  (I'm not THAT cruel to people, thank you.)
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.  (...What?)	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.  (Absolutely. 30% of my iTunes collection is a "somnia mix".)	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.  (Almost, but not quite.)	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.  (HA! Riiight...)	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (Dating sims. Poor majority losers.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.  (I do find a fair amount of them boring, though.)	× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.  (In smaller lots, anyway.)	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.  (Used to.)	✓ I love to sing.  (It's fun, what can I say?)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer.	✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.  (So I've got an ever-present crush on Allison Hannigan, SO WHAT!?)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	× I've gone skinny-dipping.	× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.	✓ I have a thing for redheads.  (...Will you QUIT looking at me like that!?)
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.  (Who doesn't?)	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.  (Never tried it. Wouldn't mind to, though.)	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.  (I started 2 years ago.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.  (I mainly say no because many are both.)	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.  (Coffee?! YUCK!!!)