xaq_the_aereon | Dear Santa...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April

iluvfurs and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Wednesday I helped

valkyreace hide a body (-173 points). Last week I stole

2_gryphon's purse (-30 points). In November I put gum in

anher's hair (-12 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that,

tillieyo (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5265 points). For Christmas I deserve to be burned at the stake!

Sincerely,
~~xaq~~Sen. John Kerry