Dear Santa...

[xaq_the_aereon]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April iluvfurs and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Wednesday I helped valkyreace hide a body (-173 points). Last week I stole 2_gryphon's purse (-30 points). In November I put gum in anher's hair (-12 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, tillieyo (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5265 points). For Christmas I deserve to be burned at the stake! Sincerely, xaqSen. John Kerry

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