For the record: I HATE BEES.

[xaq_the_aereon]

Not allergic to them or anything, just scared of them.

So you can just imagine how thrilled I was earlier to find one inside my home. How it got in here, I don't know, but it was trying desperately to get outside through the window...as in right through the glass.

I tried to be peaceful about it, opening up the front door and doing my damnedest to shoo it out...it refused. So mote it be.

The moment it was away from the window and resting on the door I just tried getting it to go through, my Math A107 (College Algebra) textbook became the Goldion Hammer.

Goodbye and good riddance, home invader.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go relax for a while...that thing genuinely scared the hell out of me. X_x

Comments

[budgiebin.livejournal.com]

Fuzzy and plump or shiny and thin? That actually makes a difference.  The skinnier and smoother of an exoskeleton, the more of a danger.

[xaq.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I recalled seeing that on your Tumblr once. It was slightly fuzzy, bit elongated, but not very plump. Pretty sure it was a honeybee.

As of right now, though, it's slightly fuzzy, almost impossibly flat, and in the garbage.

[budgiebin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that sounds like a honeybee. They do sting, but only if you provoke them. I don't like buzzy things either, and would probably have done the same. Oh well. The home base is safe once more.

[davidn]

Oddly, flying insects don't really bother me (although I'll definitely be careful around ones with stingers) but I'm very scared of crawling insects, and absolutely and genuinely terrified of wriggling things like slugs. It's as if the lower the ability to chase after me, the more I'm scared of it.