For the record: I HATE BEES.

[xaq_the_aereon]

Not allergic to them or anything, just scared of them.

So you can just imagine how thrilled I was earlier to find one inside my home. How it got in here, I don't know, but it was trying desperately to get outside through the window...as in right through the glass.

I tried to be peaceful about it, opening up the front door and doing my damnedest to shoo it out...it refused. So mote it be.

The moment it was away from the window and resting on the door I just tried getting it to go through, my Math A107 (College Algebra) textbook became the Goldion Hammer.

Goodbye and good riddance, home invader.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go relax for a while...that thing genuinely scared the hell out of me. X_x

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[davidn]

Oddly, flying insects don't really bother me (although I'll definitely be careful around ones with stingers) but I'm very scared of crawling insects, and absolutely and genuinely terrified of wriggling things like slugs. It's as if the lower the ability to chase after me, the more I'm scared of it.